Make America
Great Britain Again
A modest, peaceful and almost entirely constitutional proposal to restore tea, spelling, diplomacy and harmless ceremonial monarchy to our younger cousins across the Atlantic.
The movement America never knew it needed.
MAGBA exists to correct a small historical misunderstanding from 1776. We do not seek conquest, taxation without representation, or the return of Mad King George. We seek something far more civilised: a reunited family of nations, a properly brewed cup of tea, and a benign, powerless, amusing monarch to take the politics out of politics.
America has energy, ambition, invention and admirable quantities of enthusiasm. Britain has tea, spelling, constitutional oddity and the ability to queue in silence. Together, we may yet save the world from itself.
“`For Americans
Concerned about surrendering your republic? Don’t be. The plan is peaceful, ceremonial and surprisingly good for your vocabulary.
For Brits
Worried about letting them back in? We understand. There will be safeguards on spelling, tea, road discipline and excessive cheerfulness.
The Manifesto
Our foundational document: tea as diplomacy, monarchy as therapy, and July 4th as a family misunderstanding.
Official Merchandise
Flags, mugs, caps and apparel for patriots, monarchists, confused diplomats and supporters of the North Atlantic Tea Organisation.
Independence was a phase.
Every family has its difficult period. Some last a summer. Some last 250 years. The important thing is not to dwell on past mistakes, but to put the kettle on and talk sensibly about reintegration.